Seremban, Negeri Sembilan – Blizzard Software, a computer software company was attacked by a job applicant early yesterday. 3 bodies were found in the meeting room 4 where the interview session was conducted and one of the victims was the Head of the Human Resource Department, Joshua Obon. It is believed that the suspect stabbed the interviewers dozens of times before making a run. However, one person managed to barely run away from being the last victim but was stabbed twice, on his thigh and one on his shoulder.
The sole survivor of the attack, Kenneth Barnes, was extremely traumatized by the incident. Days after the incident, the police finally managed to interrogate him of what had happened. According to him, the interview was running very smoothly even after the culprit entered the interview room. However, it all went downhill after the culprit made some weird remarks such as “it’s not like I want this job or anything,” and “well if you insist on employing me, then I have no choice but to work hard,”. Because of the weird and irritating comments, the interviewers asked the girl to be more serious and said that if she still plays around, they’d not hire her. Immediately after that she went crazy and began screaming. She took out a large kitchen knife from her handbag and started stabbing the interviewers. “I was so shocked I just ran as fast as I could towards the window leaving everyone else,” he said.
Right now, the motive of the killing is still unknown. The suspect is still on the loose and the police are actively searching for her wherbout. It is guaranteed by the police that the suspect will be captured and brought to justice very soon.
The survivor, however seemed to praise her for her unique personality. He claimed that she was the perfect girl for her fantasy. “She is both tsundere and yandere at the same time. No other girl in history has ever evolved into two of the most popular tropes,” he said enthusiastically. He also said he would find the very person who tried to murder him and make her his waifu.
Disclaimer: This is a fake news. I just want to write in a different style.
Okay I think you’re probably figured out that this is very similar to Anime Maru’s posts. Well yea, I was inspired by them and I thought why not try writing an anime fake news once? This is the result. Basically I just bullshit my way through. I actually wrote another one here which I initially didn’t plan it to be anime related but it ended up related to anime anyways. So what do you guys think?