Why Are All Anime Characters So Fragile??

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I think everyone notices this thing. Why do all anime characters get sick so easily? I feel so frustrated whenever I think about it. Seriously, why? They will have other characters, usually their mother or sister telling the main character “not to be out for too long or you’ll catch cold”. The classic foreshadowing of getting a fever. The thing is, they catch cold impossibly easily! I’m pretty sure they could catch cold by literally everything.

Soaked in water? FEVER!

Sleeping without blanket? FEVER!

Ran in a rain for 10 seconds? FEVER!

Had a brisk walk at the backyard? FEVER!

Opened the refrigerator? FEVER!

Only wearing towels for the rest of the night after bathing…. NO FEVER BECAUSE FAN SERVICE!

Another thing that bothered me is why do all anime characters collapse when they supposedly just have normal fever? Or is it just me? Does everyone experience this? The character would be soaked in water the night before and come to school like normal the next day only to collapse during lunch break out of convenience. I mean, fainting is one of the worst thing to happen to anyone and it’s an indication that their health is seriously servere, they need to be sent to the hospital as soon as possible, but where do they usually send them? To the infirmary. Then it is revealed that the character only has normal fever… because of being soaked in water…

Lastly, why do all the other characters act like the person who got sick will die really really soon?? Anime rule #371: If one character has a fever, all the other characters will act like the character with a fever will die. So they’ll visit him/her, bring some flowers, drink some booze, have a party all night long!!!…. And then the character gets better the next day like nothing happened.

I’m sure there are reasons. As far as I’m concerned, I enjoy watching them despite being illogical. Welp, maybe BECAUSE it’s illogical, I enjoy watching them.

Seriously though, if you know the reasons, please tell me.

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Me and Japanese Honorifics

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I always wonder, if I live in Japan and abide by the their honorifics rules, how would I call people? To know the answer, we first need to know the basic of honorific rules in Japan. We’ll go through the most common honorifics. This might turn into a ramble about myself and my life. Because it will. Let’s just get to it.

The most basic and common honorific that people use is “san”. It can be applied to almost everyone. It shows distance if two people use “san” to call each other. People usually start calling people with “san” when they first know each other but after they know the person more and become closer, they’ll start to use other honorific like “kun” or “chan” or drop the honorific altogether.

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Tsundere Girl Turned Yandere in a Job Interview

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Seremban, Negeri Sembilan – Blizzard Software, a computer software company was attacked by a job applicant early yesterday. 3 bodies were found in the meeting room 4 where the interview session was conducted and one of the victims was the Head of the Human Resource Department, Joshua Obon. It is believed that the suspect stabbed the interviewers dozens of times before making a run. However, one person managed to barely run away from being the last victim but was stabbed twice, on his thigh and one on his shoulder.

The sole survivor of the attack, Kenneth Barnes, was extremely traumatized by the incident. Days after the incident, the police finally managed to interrogate him of what had happened. According to him, the interview was running very smoothly even after the culprit entered the interview room. However, it all went downhill after the culprit made some weird remarks such as “it’s not like I want this job or anything,” and “well if you insist on employing me, then I have no choice but to work hard,”. Because of the weird and irritating comments, the interviewers asked the girl to be more serious and said that if she still plays around, they’d not hire her. Immediately after that she went crazy and began screaming. She took out a large kitchen knife from her handbag and started stabbing the interviewers. “I was so shocked I just ran as fast as I could towards the window leaving everyone else,” he said.

Right now, the motive of the killing is still unknown. The suspect is still on the loose and the police are actively searching for her wherbout. It is guaranteed by the police that the suspect will be captured and brought to justice very soon.

The survivor, however seemed to praise her for her unique personality. He claimed that she was the perfect girl for her fantasy. “She is both tsundere and yandere at the same time. No other girl in history has ever evolved into two of the most popular tropes,” he said enthusiastically. He also said he would find the very person who tried to murder him and make her his waifu.

Disclaimer: This is a fake news. I just want to write in a different style.

Okay I think you’re probably figured out that this is very similar to Anime Maru’s posts. Well yea, I was inspired by them and I thought why not try writing an anime fake news once? This is the result. Basically I just bullshit my way through. I actually wrote another one here which I initially didn’t plan it to be anime related but it ended up related to anime anyways. So what do you guys think?

I’ve Read Quite a Few Manga Lately

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As mentioned in the title, yes I’ve read a lot of manga lately. At least a lot for me. I actually don’t read manga that much because I’m a really slow reader. In fact, I actually don’t really need manga at all (aside from some shoujo manga that that are translated into my local language). I only watch anime for the most part. However recently I somehow read a considerable number of manga because…. I don’t have a choice.

Okay so, I actually started my internship program under my college two months ago and my workplace is quite far from my house. It’s a two hours train ride going to work and another two hours going home from work. So basically I spend around 4 hours every day on the train… standing up (because I’m young so of course they’ll be other older people who need the seats more than I do). I don’t wanna waste my time daydreaming on the train as it’ll be boring real quick so I decided to read manga on the train. Well sometimes I write but most of the time, I read manga. I definitely don’t scroll social media though. For some reason, it’s the least interesting thing to do on the train.

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Sakura Quest: Freesia English Lyrics

As the gentle wind blows through me
I feel so lonely
No one to talk to
May I rely on you?

We are running away from
Our mistakes and blunders
But we should learn and move forward

Our past, our selves, we all want to change
But we’re afraid it is all out of our range
(all of us might seem a bit too strange)

Thank you, for the, memories and all the light
I will always remember and hold them tight
Till the day we meet again
Hey now look!

All this while I’ve been telling you, the unspeakable feelings that I am going through
All this time I wanted so long, to become the person that is out of the norm
I can see myself, even though I didn’t believe it then
Thanks to you, I’m now in a place where I call it home

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Conclusion of Anime and Its Genres

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This is the wrap up of my genre posts. From my previous posts, it’s very obvious that I like a light-hearted genre more than a dark and depressing genre. Especially now that I’m in my final semester of college where there are many things to do but I have no idea how to do them. At all. But I’m expected to do great at them… God just let this end quick!

As you can see from my previous posts, I generalize the genre to make it easier for me to differentiate. I usually see romance as something very related to drama so I lump those two together. Granted there are romantic comedy so it’s categorized as comedy.

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The Dark Horror Genre in Anime

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I have a confession… I have never watched a single horror genre anime in my life. Not even the popular anime, Another. Okay another confession… I actually don’t know what classifies an anime as a horror. If something like Future Diary or Death Note is considered a ‘horror anime’ than I’ve watched quite a few of anime like that. If horror anime should be similar to usual horror movies, than I don’t think I’ve watched any. Is there any real horror anime to begin with?

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